We
find ourselves oddly committed to having just one successful poll here in the
DoD. We decided that our previous
failures in polling may issue from our neglecting to ask sufficiently deep and compelling
questions. So we thought we’d give it
just one more go and ask something with real significance and urgency. To wit:
What is that thing in the departmental fridge?
A)
The Ding an Sich
B)
A chicken killed with an ox cleaver
C)
Bodhidharma’s eyelids
D)
The fermenting tears of our department chair
E)
Laozi’s uncarved block (block of what, we still don’t know)
F)
Jeremy Bentham
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